So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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