I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
