Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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