After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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