Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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