My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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