he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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