Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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