Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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