Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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