i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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