question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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