sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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