Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
He did a backflip because drugs
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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