Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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