i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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