we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Randomize
