Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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