Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Randomize