But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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