Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I lost the right to judge tonight
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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