community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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