Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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