It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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