i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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