Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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