I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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