so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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