I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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