thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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