Can Purell be used as lube?
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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