How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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