maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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