Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
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