Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Randomize
