Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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