I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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