if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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