I'm drive I can fine osifer
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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