Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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