My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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