I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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