I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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