Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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