Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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