Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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