I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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