(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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