I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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