i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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