North Korea, Best Korea!
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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