He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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