is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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