I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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