Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Randomize
